wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out